July 8, 2008
Dubious Trademarks, Humor
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Proof that your trademark doesn’t have to make sense or have any commercial worth to be approved by the USPTO, but apparently it does if you want to sell anything…

| Word Mark |
I PUT THE BOOMERANG ON YOUR ASS! |
| Goods and Services |
(ABANDONED) IC 025. US 022 039. G & S: Clothing: namely-shirts, jackets, shorts, caps, hats. FIRST USE: 20060401. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20060401 |
| Standard Characters Claimed |
|
| Mark Drawing Code |
(4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK |
| Serial Number |
78939021 |
| Filing Date |
July 27, 2006 |
| Current Filing Basis |
1A |
| Original Filing Basis |
1A |
| Owner |
(APPLICANT) Crespo, Beverly INDIVIDUAL UNITED STATES 59 Pineapple St. #3K Brooklyn NEW YORK 11201 |
| Type of Mark |
TRADEMARK |
| Register |
PRINCIPAL |
| Live/Dead Indicator |
DEAD |
| Abandonment Date |
June 28, 2007 |
Source: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=doc&state=12oiju.18.27
Tags: ass, boomerang, your
July 2, 2008
Dubious Trademarks, Humor, Pets, Uncategorized
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The following is an expired trademark listed on the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office’s electronic database of trademarks (TESS). Now, while I suppose there’s such a thing as a one-stop shop, I’m not sure this is exactly the right combination of trade goods to be offering. If you check a little further, it turns out there is actually still a Mutts and Butts pet shop on Long Island, but they’ve changed their image and logo and seem to just be a pet store now. Check out their site if you like…especially if you’re on Long Island and need pet supplies.

| Word Mark |
MUTTS & BUTTS |
| Goods and Services |
(CANCELLED) IC 042. US 101. G & S: RETAIL STORE SERVICES SPECIALIZING IN THE SALE OF PET FOODS AND CIGARETTES. FIRST USE: 19760202. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19780404 |
| Mark Drawing Code |
(3) DESIGN PLUS WORDS, LETTERS, AND/OR NUMBERS |
| Design Search Code |
03.01.08 - Dogs; Puppies
03.01.24 - Stylized cats, dogs, wolves, foxes, bears, lions, tigers
10.01.02 - Cigarettes; Holders, cigarette and cigar |
| Serial Number |
73185363 |
| Filing Date |
September 12, 1978 |
| Current Filing Basis |
1A |
| Original Filing Basis |
1A |
| Registration Number |
1138715 |
| Registration Date |
August 12, 1980 |
| Owner |
(REGISTRANT) MUTTS & BUTTS, LTD. CORPORATION NEW YORK 2076 MERRICK RD. MERRICK NEW YORK 11566 |
| Type of Mark |
SERVICE MARK |
| Register |
PRINCIPAL |
| Affidavit Text |
SECT 8 (6-YR). |
| Live/Dead Indicator |
DEAD |
| Cancellation Date |
March 13, 2002 |
Source: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=doc&state=krh966.2.2
Tags: butts, cigarettes, long island, mutts, pet store, trademark