Avoid Woodlands Credit Union like the plague

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A couple of years ago, I was approached at the college for which I work by a Woodlands Credit Union salesperson soliciting for new accounts. After looking over the paperwork and terms of the checking and savings accounts, I didn’t see anything that would put me off from the bank, so I told the woman I would sign up. She then instructed me to select a ‘unique’ PIN for my account. When I asked her what happened if it ‘wasn’t unique,’ she told me the bank would assign me a unique one. Flabbergasted, I asked her how the bank could ensure a unique PIN for all its members, if it only has four-digit PINs and over 10,000 members (10,894 as of 2005, according to one source). She seemed incredibly confused.

Now, I will admit, I should’ve torn up my application right then and there. A bank representative who clearly a) doesn’t know bank policy (the PIN did NOT need to be unique, obviously) and b) doesn’t know how to count between 0000 and 9999 is probably not working for a really great bank. In fact, I nearly did call in to cancel the account right off the bat, but then I received a call from the Plymouth branch manager, Michele. Unlike the woman tabling at my employer, she clearly knew the bank’s policies, and was not afraid to look them up in the event she wasn’t sure of something. I explained my needs in a bank, as follows:

1) I expect that the bank’s employees understand the bank’s policies. However, if they do not know something for sure, I would expect them to ask someone / look it up in order to provide me with a correct answer.

2) To be able to document in writing any policies that were supposedly official bank policy. In other words, if you’re going to charge a fee, I had better see that fee listed someone in a table of charges, etc. After fifteen minutes on the phone with her, I was convinced that Woodlands would work out for me.

3) As a small bank, I expected Woodlands to provide personal service in exchange for me going without several nice features, such as free inter-account overdraft transfers or an online banking site that actually works properly. I did not want small bank resources with large bank attitude.

Over the course of the next two years, I discovered that Michele was basically the only knowledgeable and competent employee of the bank. Every time I spoke with someone in the phone pool, I was given generic, ‘policy-robot’ type answers, although those answers often varied between employees. One assistant manager, Theresa, even went so far as to accuse me of fraud when I tried to deposit a check for my house deposit. I began going to Michele directly for everything, even a simple deposit.

Then, about 3 weeks ago, my fiancee and departed on a trip to Florida. She’s 25, and I’m only 24, so the car was rented in her name to avoid a fee. Then, a few days before our flight left, Woodlands called me and my fiancee separately to discuss our debit cards. Both were compromised during the recent Hannaford supermarket identity theft incident. I was given the option of watching the account and keeping it open, which I did because of the approaching trip. My fiancee was told her card had been ‘compromised’ and was shut off. We had to pay an extra $50 in insurance to rent the car, because she was only able to leave a cash deposit.

Last night, in the wake of this frustration, my fiancee received a letter stating rudely that the post office had informed Woodlands of an address change and that, if we did not notify Woodlands within 10 business days, our funds would be put on hold. Of course, there was no indication of which account this was, meaning it could have been our joint checking account or just her savings (which is rarely used). Although Woodlands calls me about everything else (possible unauthorized charges, etc) they apparently do not do so for address changes.

When I left an incensed message on the Woodlands answering machine (thanks to the person who wrote me the letter not giving any contact info for herself directly), I was immediately called back by Michele, who attempted as always to find a solution. She also told me the CEO, Tim Callia, would be calling me directly to discuss the matter.

When Mr. Callia called, I should have known from the blocked number on my phone that he would not be an effective leader. Hiding behind such tricks is unprofessional at best, and shows the outright disrespect that Mr. Callia has for his so-called ‘fellow members.’ I thought Mr. Callia had called to discuss the new process of the change of address letters, as Michele had implied, but as it turned out he simply wanted to argue. When I explained my issues, he was clearly unprepared, having obviously not spoken with Michele to ascertain the situation. In addition, when I put pressure on him to explain why Woodlands called for everything EXCEPT address changes, he said ‘that’s our policy.’ Now, I expect the phone-pool employee, constrained by bank rules and regulations, to be policy robots, but I do not expect the CEO of the same company to state such a party line. Furthermore, it indicates a lack of modern business sense to repeatedly use the term ‘policy’ in an age when many businesses are acknowledging the negative connotations of that word.

Once I had determined that Mr. Callia really had no solutions to offer me, I told him I was done spending my time on something that was clearly not going anywhere, told him to have a nice day, and hung up my phone. He had the nerve to call me back again from his cowardly blocked number, at which point our conversation went like this:

Callia: I assume your phone must've lost the signal, since I can't imagine you would have hung up on me.
Me: Actually, you assumed wrong. As I just stated, you are clearly not interested in a solution, so I would like you to stop wasting my time.
Callia: Oh, well I am a professional and I thought you were too, but judging by your message and the way you're talking to me now, that's obviously not the case.
Me: Actually, your organization, with the exception of Michele, has been unprofessional for two years with me, and your refusal to answer the very simple question of why your policy is what it is leads me to believe you do not actually know. Furthermore, I can't believe you've decided to personally insult a customer. THAT, sir, is what makes me believe you are a consumate professional. Have a good day.

Thankfully, Mr. Callia did not waste my time further by calling again to insult me. I closed my accounts today, and have decided to go with my new Charles Schwab account as my sole checking account. It will be a little more difficult with no physical branch nearby, but my experience has been that every CS rep that I’ve dealt with at Schwab has been nicer, more knowledgeable, and more helpful than the CEO of Woodlands Credit Union. Also, they refund bank fees from other ATMs, so instead of paying a couple of bucks every time I use a non-Woodlands ATM, I actually get a cash refund at the end of every month from Schwab. So please, if you’re considering opening an account with Woodlands, or if you’re wondering if the bad experience you just had with them is just one in a series still to come, I hope you gain some insight from my experience and STAY AWAY.


Euthanize Michael Vick for his poor completion rating

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Vick listeningESPN.com is reporting today that Falcons’ QB Michael Vick has been indicted by the Feds on numerous charges involving dogfighting. Among the allegations, the Feds assert that Vick participated in the inhumane killing of several dogs, through methods such as drowning, electrocution, and beating. The reason, of course, was that the dogs were not doing well enough in the fighting pit, and so they ‘deserved’ to die in the eyes of the (allegedly) reprehensibly cruel Vick.

This got me thinking. After all, if Vick feels that dogs that don’t do well in what he considers a ’sport’ should be put down, often brutally, what should we do with Vick himself? After all, dog fighting allegations or not, the guy has around a 50% completion percentage throughout his career, seriously anemic passing yards and TD/INT ratios, not to mention that it’s been about 5 years of ‘This year will be Vick’s year to break out’ on ESPN. It still hasn’t happened, so what to do? Cut Vick’s contract and go with Harrington? I say no. Instead, Vick should be escorted to a local hospital (or back alley), where he can be put down for being a terrible competitor who can’t win an important game to save his life (or could he, with this strategy maybe we’ll find out). Preferably, Vick would be electrocuted, then drowned, but a severe blow to the head would probably suffice. If it’s good enough for his dogs, it should be good enough for Vick.

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Pit Bull Myths - Sad, MUST SEE

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My fiancee was a vet tech at a shelter for a while, and the local Animal Control Officer was hospitalized one day for being attacked by what the ACO said were three pit bulls. When my fiancee got there to get the animals from the owner, they were golden retrievers. Ignorance runs deep, even to the people who are supposed to know these things as part of their jobs… The good news here is that it quickly made digg’s most popular, so it should be seen by quite a few people.

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California considering mandatory dog spaying law

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Shelter DogsIn a move that has my favorite pet Nazis over at the AKC in a tizzy, California’s Senate is considering a mandatory dog spaying law that would impose a $500 fine on anyone not neutering or spaying their pet by 4 months of age. Calling the proposed legislation, which aims to curtail the almost 500,000 dogs and cats euthanized in California shelters every year for lack of space, an ‘anti-dog’ law, the hoity-toity AKC and its slimy collection of breeders is scrambling to protect itself against the rising tide of support for shelters and the dogs they hold.

Its 5,000 member clubs have organized a national letter-writing campaign, while the 122-year-old organization has formed its first ever political action committee to fight what it calls “anti-dog laws” in California and elsewhere.

“Should this bill become law, I fear it could be a catalyst for other states. As the old saying goes, ‘As California goes, so goes the nation,”’ AKC chairman Ron Menaker said in a letter to members.

Animal shelter workers testified in heartbreaking detail about killing litters of kittens and lovable dogs because there are just too many to place in homes. And minutes before the Assembly voted, several wavering lawmakers got a telephone call from Barker, a longtime advocate of fixing pets.

“I had to do what I could to help make it possible for every dog and cat to have a good home,” Barker said. “We desperately need it passed. The overpopulation is really tragic, and it’s not just in California — it’s all over the country.”

It’s pretty amazing that the AKC can stand up and protest against mandatory spaying, especially in light of their supposed pro-dog standpoint and the fact that there are obviously too many pets out there for the people that want them. Somehow, I suspect that the mongrel dogs that meet their demise within the walls of California’s shelters are not ‘real’ dogs in the eyes of many AKC members, since the concept of ‘dog’ only extends to $1,000-a-head, well-groomed purebreds. What makes this worse is that the law specifically will allow breeders who register to continue to breed their purebred dogs–but of course amateurs who decide to ‘breed’ a couple of animals to make a quick buck selling them in the local paper will now be criminals–so the AKC feels the need to defend these individuals’ ‘right’ to add to the overpopulation problem, at the expense of the lives of hundreds of thousands of animals.

The article does raise a good objection to the proposed law, however: it will be difficult to enforce and costly, probably costing more than it will bring in with fines and penalties. If only there were some way to demand a mandatory shelter walkthrough for anyone considering buying a dog from a breeder…if anyone is heartless enough not to be swayed by that, perhaps the dog they get would be better off in a shelter anyway.

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Things the iPhone can’t do

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The iPhoneGizmodo has released a short bullet-point list of the features the iPhone doesn’t have. These are not just annoyances, like the fact that you can’t really dial a number without bringing up a virtual keypad; they’re full-blown problems that should remind everyone that, when it comes to copyright protection, only Apple sees themselves as more invulnerable than Microsoft. I’ll explain in a minute. First off, here’s the list:

• Songs as Ringtones
• Games
• Any flash support
• Instant Messaging
• Picture messages (MMS)
• Video recording
• Voice recognition or voice dialing
• Wireless Bluetooth Stereo Streaming (A2DP)
• One-size-fits-all headset jack (May have to buy an adapter for certain headphones)

Stuff we already knew it didn’t have
• 3G (EV-DO/HSDPA)
• GPS
• A real keyboard
• Removable battery
• Expandable Storage
• Direct iTunes Music Store Access (Over Wi-Fi or EDGE)

Let’s recap. Clearly, Apple went for the multimedia experience here, and a keyboard and buttons would’ve just gotten in the way. Now, why doesn’t the battery come out? Didn’t Apple learn from its previous iPod debacle that preventing customer access to easy replacement for a part that is known and expected to wear out is a terrible business tactic? And on a similar note, it’s great to have 4 or 8 gb of storage built in, but what if I want to save some mp3s on a miniSD card on my computer, then put it in the iPhone to play? Never mind that, actually. iTunes’ “you don’t really own the song you just bought” mentality will surely wipe any musical bit or byte right off any external card or device. It gets better, too. Since you only bought your iTunes mp3 to listen to on mp3 players, you can hear it on your iPhone, but not as a ringtone. Why? Because then they can’t sell you a 30-second excerpt of the same song for another $2 fee.

Furthermore, it’s clear that the phone itself isn’t the leap forward in technology that Apple claims it will be. The recent ad campaign which features Youtube on the iPhone cleverly masks the fact that the phone doesn’t have Flash support, meaning it couldn’t play Youtube videos through its mini Safari browser, only through the proprietary app. Other multimedia content, in other words, is out of reach, making the Youtube offering just a semi-useless carrot to entice the teen crowd. Also, Mossberg’s review of the typing says that, while the iPhone did a good job of guessing what he’d typed (it can’t be possible to push the right ‘virtual’ key on a tiny touchscreen keyboard all the time), it wasn’t as smart as the Blackberry’s word recognition.

Finally, of course, the thing only runs on AT&T’s recently acquired EDGE network, which certainly won’t help me where I live, and probably will only work (and slowly) for people in major metropolitan areas. Plus, the iPhone’s $499 (for the 4gb) or $599 (for the 8gb) price tag is deceptive when compared to other phones, since there’s no way to get a discount on the iPhone with a new service contract. In other words, a BlackJack, which lists at $199, but is free with most contracts, is actually a full $500 cheaper than the iPhone, not merely $300. Just another way for Apple to suck more of its annual tithe out of its devout following of trendies.

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Play online backgammon for real money–unless you live in the U.S.–damn you Congress!

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The following is a sponsored review of BackgammonMasters.com, a site where you can play online backgammon for fun or, if you don’t live in the U.S., for actual money (and actual fun).

BackgammonMasters.com is a site that offers online backgammon with both real-money and fake-money games. As a die-hard online poker player who has been shut off by the new Prohibition against online gambling in these fair United States, I was immediately curious to see if, somehow, online backgammon was exempt from the foolish law. Nope. Right in the EULA, in bold print (kudos to the site for not hiding the sad reality of our backward nation’s politicians’ encroachment on our rights), is the bad news:

Residents of the United States are not permitted to participate in any promotions or real money games at our site. We are not accepting transactions from residents of the United States.

So there you have it. If you live in the States, and want to play for real money, it’s illegal. Well, with that out of the way, I decided to have a look at other aspects of the site, including the sister-site Gammonish.com, a site that teaches you about the rules and strategies of backgammon.

Gammonish.com labels itself the ‘official bible’ of backgammon, and, while it’s tough to prove or disprove the assertion that it’s the ‘official’ anything, the site is definitely a backgammon bible. The navigation is simple and light, although there are obviously a lot of choices, but the content is wide-ranging and extensive. For example, there are pages and pages of articles discussing everything from strategy to what backgammon software to buy. While I still can’t play for money on BackgammonMasters.com, I can make darn sure with Gammonish.com that I’m ready to go when the bloody embargo ends and I can gamble my frugal trappings away online once again.

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Time Warner / RoadRunner Customer Service: The Saga Begins

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Ever since my cable internet was installed exactly a week ago, the service has been intermittent at best. I’ll be happily surfing along one minute, then the next thing I know, I’ll get a timeout and have to reboot the modem. For this reason, I reluctantly began my acquaintance today with Time Warner Cable / RoadRunner customer service.

The first number I could track down on Time Warner’s labyrinthine site was for what they call the ‘National Technical Support Depot’ or something equally professional and important sounding. I called up and, to my surprise, was on the phone with a real live human within five minutes. So far, so good.

I hate it when people tell me in my tech support job that they ‘know what they’re doing’ and ‘don’t need to hear the stupid questions.’ I’ve lived with technology long enough to know that asking the ’stupid’ questions is often what gets you results, since I’ve forgotten to plug in the power / IDE / network cable a few times myself. So, when ‘Mike’ got on the phone with me, I made sure not to announce to him that I had a high opinion of my technical expertise. Instead, I described the problem as best I could, while trying to impress upon him that I had in fact tried a bunch of things, and had discovered that I could usually reset the modem and plug in the cable and then the network in that order to resume service. Mike confidently diagnosed my problem as ’something in the line or maybe the modem,’ and transferred me to ‘Dispatch.’

Dispatch, as luck would have it, was in Maine. Within 30 seconds, the new tech and I had confirmed that ‘Mike’ had no friggin’ idea what he was talking about, as he had diagnosed and reported my problem as a ‘blinking power light,’ despite my not putting any such sort of idea in his head. With a disgusted tone, the new tech announced that ‘the guys in the call center think they’re kind of hot shit,’ but that he was of the opinion that, in reality, they ‘thought they know more than they do.’

At this point, the new guy (who shall remain nameless because of his failure to give me his name), suggested I head outside and check the splitter outside the house for moisture or a poor connection. If there was no improvement, he said I could call back and they’d send a tech with a new modem to my house.

For the last few hours, to get a baseline, I’ve been running Quick Ping Monitor and logging pings to the cable modem and a nearby DNS server every five seconds. After 4 hours or so, I’ve had no drops to the modem and a 69% loss rate on the connection to the real world. I’m saving the log, and I’m not paying the bill if the service doesn’t top 90% uptime soon.

So far, I’m pretty ambivalent about this tech support. It’s friendly, but not necessarily competent. Communication seems a little sketchy, but on the flip side, the guys on the other end can definitely call up the necessary connectivity data now on their systems–neither of my techs were shy about discussing the fact that my modem was alternating between a connected and disconnected state. I’m a little pissed I have to head out with a flashlight now, but at least I don’t need to wait for a tech. We’ll see if messing with the splitter does anything…

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Recycling Nazis strike San Francisco

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Recycle or Die!City officials in San Francisco have voted to ban plastic shopping bags at all supermarkets in the city. No doubt this will have all of San Francisco’s ultra-liberal upper-middle class rushing out to supplement their canvas tote collection while basking in the warm glow of their own good feelings. After all, in our modern society, suggesting that one does not support recycling is enough to draw haughty glares of disdain from others, who will then tell you something about ‘doing your part’ to preserve ‘the future.’ Failure to comply demonstrates an individual’s selfish disregard for his fellow men and beasts.

Well, maybe. See, actual scientific data is much less one-sided in supporting recycling. Things such as aluminum cans, which are easy to recycle and re-work into useful aluminum, actually save energy, and by extension, reduce pollution and environmental damage. On the other hand, consider the procedure for recycling paper, which requires (as one of several steps) the use of Sodium dithionite, a ‘toxic’ chemical that bleaches out ink stains. When we consider the costs and energy associated with recycling paper, a crack starts to appear in the recycling facade.

Recycling as a concept is good. No matter what pundits may deny the environment’s recent decline, the fact is that we cannot hope to continue strip-mining virgin resources without end. But what about real recycling? Can we save on both energy and the financial burdens associated with recycling things like paper?

The answer is yes, on a grand scale with actual redemptive potential for the environment. The implementation of bioreactor landfills is one possibility that has already been put into practice in New Jersey and California. In a bioreactor landfill (featured on Penn and Teller’s show Bullshit), methane gas rising from the decomposing garbage is piped into a power plant, where it is burned (producing no toxic or environmentally dangerous by-products) to provide power for thousands of homes and businesses. Truly, this is recycling on a grand and effective scale. But it does nothing for the people who feel better about themselves because they separate their glass from their paper. Those people can only be happy when they tell other people how to be better human beings, a.k.a. San Franciscans.

And hey, in case you think I made up ‘Recycling Nazis,’ or am mis-applying it in this context, check the definition on UrbanDictionary.com

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Dammit, Time Warner. Why must you suck?

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I got Time Warner’s RoadRunner “high speed” internet a couple of days ago. You may have seen my recent excited post about how I now have internet access. Well, sometimes. See, apparently Time Warner is pretty much what I thought a cable company would be: terrible. My modem fails to achieve something called “Upstream Ranging” on a regular basis. From an end-user perspective, this manifests itself as a complete inability to get online. Alan over at Users Suck! was quick to suggest via GoogleTalk that some internet beats my previous connection, provided courtesy of my BlackBerry and SharkModem. I found it hard to agree, since I was typing back to him on that damned tiny PDA keyboard.
The Internet is Broken
A little internet research (when the connection came back, intermittently), yielded this gem of a t-shirt, apparently designed by a fellow Time Warner internet subscriber. Another search on Google for ‘Time Warner sucks’ yielded this witty blog post and instance of anti-cable cyber-graffiti. I guess I’m not alone.

So I throw this question into the aether, to be borne away on the currents of cyberspace as fate may take it, thither and yon, across hill and dale, from every end of every non-DSL service area to the other: Dammit, Time Warner. Why must you suck?

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Al Gore: Only the poor need to conserve

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In the wake of recent right-wing allegations that Al Gore uses approximately 10 times the national average for energy in the home, the former Vice President has been challenged to cut back on that number, to practice what he preaches, as it were. Gore’s response to this challenge has been to decline to participate, since he claims that much of the additional energy he uses has been purchased at a premium, as it was generated by clean sources such as wind power and solar panels.

In fact, while the attempt to get Gore to consume what everyone else does was clearly partisan, when it was raised by Republican Senator James Inhofe (R.-Okla.) during yesterday’s hearings in Washington on the future of the environment, Gore’s response is equally, if not more, frightening. After all, Gore’s recent film Inconvenient Truth ends with the line ‘Are you ready to change your way of life, are you ready to change the way you live?’ Yet, when confronted with the fact that he, too, might need to make a change, Gore’s response is to indicate that he is guilt-free, since he is financially able to buy himself all the extra clean energy he needs. In other words, he doesn’t need to change, because he can afford to be wasteful in an environmentally tasteful way. The Republican pundits out there aren’t holding back, of course, accusing Gore of being a hypocrite. And, while it may be a case of thousands of pots calling thousands of kettles ‘black,’ that still doesn’t negate the fact that, in this case, Gore is being a total hypocrite.

I own my own home. I pay the heating and electric bills. I don’t make a ton of money, so as much as I would like to have a plethora of solar panels to provide me with guilt- and cost-free electricity, I don’t really have the $20,000 necessary to install such a system. Perhaps Mr. Gore would like to finance me, interest-free? I honestly don’t see that happening, though, so I guess I’m forced to practice what he preaches, more so to save money than the environment, even if he’s not. Nice to know you really care, Al.

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