Euthanize Michael Vick for his poor completion rating
July 18, 2007 11:17 am Outbursts, Pets, Sports
This got me thinking. After all, if Vick feels that dogs that don’t do well in what he considers a ’sport’ should be put down, often brutally, what should we do with Vick himself? After all, dog fighting allegations or not, the guy has around a 50% completion percentage throughout his career, seriously anemic passing yards and TD/INT ratios, not to mention that it’s been about 5 years of ‘This year will be Vick’s year to break out’ on ESPN. It still hasn’t happened, so what to do? Cut Vick’s contract and go with Harrington? I say no. Instead, Vick should be escorted to a local hospital (or back alley), where he can be put down for being a terrible competitor who can’t win an important game to save his life (or could he, with this strategy maybe we’ll find out). Preferably, Vick would be electrocuted, then drowned, but a severe blow to the head would probably suffice. If it’s good enough for his dogs, it should be good enough for Vick.
ESPN.com is reporting today that Falcons’ QB Michael Vick has been indicted by the Feds on numerous charges involving dogfighting. Among the allegations, the Feds assert that Vick participated in the inhumane killing of several dogs, through methods such as drowning, electrocution, and beating. The reason, of course, was that the dogs were not doing well enough in the fighting pit, and so they ‘deserved’ to die in the eyes of the (allegedly) reprehensibly cruel Vick.