Help de-criminalize masturbation! (NSFW, stupid.)
The ABA Journal is reporting that 8 inmates in a Florida prison are facing charges of indecent exposure because they were caught masturbating in their cells, alone. Besides the ridiculous notion that someone would be prosecuted for such a thing at all, there is some disturbing evidence that the female deputy who ‘observed’ one of the inmates was really interested in watching the act for the purpose of, errr, describing it later in explicit detail:
Plus, during Alexander’s trial, prosecutor Cynthia Lauriston and the female deputy who complained, after observing him on a monitor as he was alone in his cell, “managed to describe Alexander’s offense in startling detail, eight times, once with Lauriston approximating the action with arm motions,” Grimm notes.
Now, one female deputy’s sexual frustration notwithstanding, I’d like to point out that this heinous denial of our civil liberties is something we should all be proud to protest, at least once a day. Show our nameless female deputy the error of her Puritanical ways and Give freedom a hand!â„¢
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